SEX SEX SEX AND SEX

I would like to meet the man who invented sex, to see what he is working on now. - Woody Allen


For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.  ~Jay Leno


When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave after.  ~Author Unknown


There's nothing better than good sex.  But bad sex?  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.  ~Billy Joel


We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.  ~Lily Tomlin